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Target 10 Ticklers
Target 10 Communicator
July 2011 Edition
Target 10 Ticklers
There were two cows chatting in the dairy yard one sunny afternoon.
The first cow said, “I’ll tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; apparently it hit some cows down on the Jones’ Farm.”
The other cow replies, “I’m not worried. It doesn’t affect us ducks.”
Q: Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date!
Q: What did the apple skin say to the apple?
A: I’ve got you covered.
