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Target 10 Ticklers
Target 10 Communicator
February 2011 Edition
TARGET 10 TICKLERS
A turtle was walking down a CBD alley when a gang of snails mugged him. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused expression on his face and replied, "I don’t know - it all happened so fast."
Q: Why can’t bicycles stand up on their own?
A: Because they are two tired.
