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Target 10 Communicator

April 2011 Edition

TARGET 10 TICKLERS

Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

 

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hare line

 

What did the farmer call the cow that wouldn't give him any milk? An udder failure.

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when milking his cows? Udder nonsense.

What do you get if you cross a cow a sheep and a goat? A milky baa kid.